In her E! Hollywood True Story, Jenna Jameson said that the way she made love in her home, in her bedroom, was best captured in this particular film.I then decided that I had to see it. Porn actress, after porn actress stated that Jenna makes love better than a man. So here I am, watching Jenna Loves Kobe and I have to say, I am sorely disappointed.The opening sequence is Jenna pretending to love Kobe. There is nothing organic or real about how they perform in this film. Jenna is constantly looking for the camera and bearing her teeth. I am not sure if that is reminiscent of some ancient tribal ceremony or if that is her being too beyond porn fame to know what sexy is.She is a good looking girl, sure, but sucking off a dildo, grabbing the poor girl’s wrists while pounding into her- I just don’t see these moments as a suspense of reality for the actors or the audience. And, most alarming, is the way they play with each other’s breasts. You can always tell a terrible, reserved actress when there is a lesbian love scene and she avoids the breasts. Here they don’t avoid them, they just run their fingers along them, circle them a whole lot- what lame foreplay. GET INTO CHARACTER, DAMNIT! If this was the behavior of a boy I was with, I would be incredibly frustrated.As important as a kiss is the grab. You can tell what kind of lover he’ll make by how intimidated he is with your breasts; if he avoids them, embraces them, or all the shades of grey in between. Here they are completely uninterested in each other’s bodies. And why suck off a strap on- who does that? No one is stimulated here.Then there are several scenes where there is no Jenna, and no Kobe- so how can this film call itself Jenna loves Kobe. Instead it should be called Hookers Love Hairy Men. Does that title not wet the appetite?There is one scene where a man in a suit fingers a girl up to his knuckles and twists it around, making her grunt like a pig. Erotic? I think not.It was good to see another woman’s ass have the same little squishy ring of fat on her back side, though it did make me wonder if my asshole is hairier than normal. Those are the only thought provoking ideas that have come into mind throughout this porn. It was kind of interesting to see sex from the perspective of a hairy man doing a girl from behind, though it was disturbing how manicured his pubic hair was. Once you have Will Ferrell status, you can’t really do much more with that- any shaving or cutting is too radically different from the pattern you’ve got going on up above.This film was not titillating, not erotic, interesting or different- and I definitely know now that Jenna does NOT love Kobe.
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